You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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