unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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