Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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