in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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