Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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