Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
My feet surprised me
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