She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
40s are totally the cure
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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