I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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