he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
