Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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