I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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