Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just google imaged poop.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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