Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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