Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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