Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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