names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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