she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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