Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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