dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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