I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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