is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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