Do vagina's smell?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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