She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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