why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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