Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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