Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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