So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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