ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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