did you get engaged???
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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