I can text with my tongue
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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