Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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