Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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