So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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