arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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