i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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