do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Randomize
