We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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