I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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