Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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