He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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