Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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