I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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