Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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