Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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