btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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