How'd it feel making her break her religion?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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