I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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