Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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