In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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