The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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