I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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