I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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