talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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