WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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