awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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